"keep an eye on him. keep two eyes on him. send me photos with your camera phone. i know how those work now. i will expect hourly updates sam make sure he eats enough vegetables you know how he is. make sure he has enough blankets."
remember when this was a fun little show that didn’t rip your heart out?
"he hasn’t called, he hasn’t texted…"
I SMELL CONCERNED BOYFRIEND, DEAN WINCHESTER
castiel’s face though he’s like are you fucking shitting me jfc
and like i didn’t hate metatron enough, he has to give cas centuries worth of story knowledge preventing him from ever experiencing them on his own and with his own unique emotions and reactions
I WILL RIP YOUR LUNGS OUT METATRON
cas’ phone literally just read “6 MISSED CALLS FROM DEAN”
like dean calm down jfc
castiel’s ‘kidnap exchange’ face is fucking hilarious
"they made me ride in the backseat they wouldn’t let me touch the radio they drove so slow dean they didn’t stop at wendy’s once dean please stab these people”
"The subtext" You fuckers